Nuclear fusion is here for us
Professors at the Kamikaze Laboratory at Warrenby University have invented a nuclear fusion is here for us reactor, according to Professor Peter Proboscis. A request to borrow the nuclear fusion is here for us reactor was received from wine expert, pisshead and head of Madrid’s Retardo Exemplo University, Diego Stagerro. He wanted his university to use the nuclear fusion is here for us reactor to attempt to produce mini black holes. Subsequently an experiment took place in the El Morte nuclear physics laboratory. Spanish scientist Professor Zorro Kakhando assembled the nuclear fusion is here for us reactor and started it up, hoping to create the much sought after mini black holes with it. Within seconds there was a ‘funny noise’ from the nuclear fusion is here for us reactor and everybody in the laboratory disappeared. The laboratory and surrounding countryside also disappeared. Everything disappeared apart from the nuclear fusion is here for us reactor, which was recovered from the roof of the university’s library of anti-British phrases. In this report we follow as Dr Norman Numbnut stupidly tries to replicate Professor Kakhando’s experiment and nuclear fusion is here for us .